Monday, February 4, 2013

Archer - "Legs"

by Jonathan Bredemeyer

Archer "Legs" (S04E03):
From the Diary of Archer Sterling...

Ray comes in all pissed-off in his 'vehicular hermaphrodite' and gets worse after he learns we get to go to Rome and buy shoes on the awesome mission he planned. He and Krieger start working on new fake legs or something while the new ammo gatekeeper stone-walls us for packing for our new mission.  Krieger sells Ray on turning him into a cyborg, with Carol and Pam assisting...

I try to break into Krieger's lab to stop the madness and ricocheted off his door and down the hall AND DOWN THE STAIRS! Gotta be a record! Pam and Krieger continue to create a gay terminator while I actually use Ron to convince Mother to let me have the rocket launcher 'for the mission,' but really to get in Krieger's door. Carol can't stop getting turned on while I get stuck in the ammo gatekepper's outer room after Lana ratted me out. I awesomely climbed up into the air ducts to find my way to Krieger's lab. Unfortunately, Mother can't recognize a good idea and (because we have no maps of the ducts) I get lost for 3 days.
FX Network
No legs are worth this...and we'll all be dead soon!
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