Saturday, January 19, 2013

Archer - Fugue and Riffs... eh, bad title...

Archer "Fugue and Riffs" (S04E01):
From the Diary of Archer Sterling...

New Year. New resolutions, blah blah blah so I'm writing this diary again. After I'm dead, you can reread my awesome moments to commemorate the greatest spy in history.

Anyway, so I thought I was some guy named Bob who owns a restaurant called Bob's Burgers, this amazing burger place, where I make a killer 'Thomas Elphinstone Hambledurger" for $5.95... I mean, could you imagine!

After escaping a KGB hit squad at 'my burger joint,' I hit up a spa for some me time... apparently I have psychogenic retrograde amnesia, so the entire ISIS team shows up trying to ease my brain back in to awesome spy life.  Lana has me convinced to look for Cyril and Krieger pretending to be KGB while Ray keeps acting like a "cripple, gay, hillbilly spy."  So we catch them, but real KGB agents show up and I have to save Lana's massive hulk hands as usual. I think she's the one with amnesia... she doesn't remember Shazam!. [Ha! Now I remember: the show Isis came on right after Shazam! Ironic eh?]
Resorting to Irish cream to get a buzz while I made malatov cocktails, Lana gets to wear pasties AGAIN... haha. Wait, that was actually the trigger that put my mind over the 'memory cliff,' but she still had to hit me over the head with a frying pan to get it all back.  I dispatch the KGB agents in my normal, awesome, Archer-istic fashion and continue to work towards a good buzz.  Then, I remembered hijacking the limo from my mother's wedding.  Of course, her new husband shows up being annoyingly charming... that bastard.

All this coincidence of KGB showing up everyplace I went turned out to be a great way to help get my memory back, and Cheryl needs to layoff the LSD gummy bears...
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