Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying" (S05E02):From the Diary of Archer Sterling...
The stupid government seized my penthouse, as it was apparently owned by freaking ISIS! I was forced to live with everyone else (except Mother, who knew everyone's assets were in danger and protected herself) in this strange Addams Family house. Mother somehow arranged a deal for 20kg of our cocaine in Miami so Lana, Pam, and I had to go down there and sell it. Krieger made the cocaine look like a full-body cast, which Pam looked way nervous wearing.
With Cyril acting as our lawyer/money laundering CPA, what could go wrong? Pam sawed off her casts as I kept Lana from freaking out over this silly drug deal. Just as I explained how we were the A-Team meets Scarface, I catch Pam eating her coke-casts! She knocks me out against the bathroom wall. I can't fight that, let alone that on coke.
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Back at the house of Lurch, we discovered the money is fake and Lana thought the three gay guys set me up... Nah. They're dead.