Archer - Skin Game... it vibrates!

by Jonathan Bredemeyer

Archer "Skin Game" (S03E11):

From the Diary of Archer Sterling...

Krieger lives in a smelly, dirty, nasty apartment not even fit for a pig-baby. [just so he can conquer YYZ]. Anyway, it was worth enduring to see Katya! He saved her! She has red eyes, but it's great! Took her into the office to get her on the payroll, and everyone is just freaked out that she's back from the dead as a cyborg that Krieger made in his sh!thole place. Lana convinced Mother to let Katya work for ISIS, but not before she gives Katya a complex of worry that was really annoying. Oh yeah, the sex was freaky... let's just say cyborg sex takes a bit of practice.

CR: FX

Especially finding her v@gina in the sink! I passed out and Woodhouse cleaned it... I think.  Cyril was nice enough to give me his grandfather's scotch to help me deal with the situation, while the office heard her side of the robo-gina story. But through his rambling, I did realize I should go after and marry her like I did before 'cause it's the right thing to do, and Mother will hate it. So, Ray started the wedding while Lana pushed in (drunk) Mother and then Barry walks in...He wanted to kill us. of course, but Katya's cyborgness comes in handy and they take off fighting.

Lana turns the lights off because the borgs' batteries will slowly die without light, and I put on night-vision goggles to search for them. And what do I see? Barry and Katya having sex! Screw that! I lost the only naturally vibrating v@gina I'd ever seen... so sad.