Archer "White Elephant" (S05E1):
From the Diary of Archer Sterling...It was THE best morning at ISIS ever... and then it blew up, literally. Oh yeah, it was Mother's birthday. After the explosion, storm ninjas showed up and engaged us in a massive fire fight. Brett died before he could remind me of the name of Beaker's assistant... Turns out the storm ninjas were FBI agents who are really bad at their jobs.
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Lana and I break everyone out but get stopped at Mother's cell as she signs away any future for ISIS in a deal to not go to prison. Back at our now-former headquarters, everyone talks about their new careers, I think. Not sure, I was drinking. I daftly point out that we still have, literally, one ton of cocaine to get rid of, and envision the future of.... ARCHER VICE! Dun dun dun! Yep, startin' a cartel...
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